What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Bakari2017-04-10 21:47:16
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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John Mushi2017-04-09 20:32:37
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. πŸ˜πŸ’¬
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Wilson Ombati2017-04-08 07:31:26
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! πŸŽ£πŸ“Ί
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Violet Mumo2017-04-03 17:56:37
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Binti2017-04-03 11:07:42
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Mwanaidha2017-03-28 23:57:17
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. πŸ°πŸ˜‚
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Jackson Makori2017-03-28 09:30:16
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Omar2017-03-26 04:43:03
πŸ˜„ You got me!
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Ann Wambui2017-03-23 07:45:12
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Tambwe2017-03-21 11:49:57
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Nicholas Wanjohi2017-03-19 02:13:48
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Umi2017-03-18 21:18:55
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Chiku2017-03-14 20:34:22
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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Anna Kibwana2017-03-06 10:34:46
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Raphael Okoth2017-03-06 03:17:30
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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Amina2017-03-04 14:04:45
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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Habiba2017-03-01 14:18:37
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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James Mduma2017-02-23 06:09:29
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Monica Adhiambo2017-02-21 07:00:45
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Ali2017-01-22 16:33:35
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅