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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Benjamin Masanja2017-05-28 10:00:44
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Grace Mushi2017-05-16 18:04:53
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Simon Kiprono2017-05-03 03:34:34
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Nora Lowassa2017-04-30 21:53:23
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️
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Rahma2017-04-23 21:20:47
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Zakaria2017-04-09 10:19:11
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Masika2017-04-05 18:31:42
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Grace Njuguna2017-04-05 05:24:26
😄 You got me!
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John Mwangi2017-04-02 05:26:46
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Mustafa2017-04-01 19:45:06
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Ahmed2017-03-27 18:48:29
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mwakisu2017-03-27 10:24:36
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Charles Mrope2017-03-16 19:14:48
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Mashaka2017-03-16 02:51:42
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Elizabeth Mrope2017-03-14 14:33:30
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Rose Lowassa2017-03-08 09:37:49
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Stephen Kikwete2017-02-25 20:37:39
😂 This is a keeper!
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Michael Mboya2017-02-20 15:18:36
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Rose Lowassa2017-02-19 14:30:15
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Frank Sokoine2017-02-15 07:31:43
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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