What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Margaret Mahiga2017-05-26 15:23:59
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Daudi2017-05-16 07:11:28
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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Zainab2017-05-13 14:33:28
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Khalifa2017-05-12 18:57:34
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. πŸ’€πŸ”‹
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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-05-10 23:54:14
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’
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Peter Mwambui2017-05-09 19:45:36
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Rose Amukowa2017-04-25 22:14:06
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Simon Kiprono2017-04-22 20:05:20
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. πŸ’πŸ˜†
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Binti2017-04-10 20:47:48
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Issa2017-04-09 01:38:44
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Mwalimu2017-04-04 13:31:26
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. πŸ©³πŸ˜‚
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Ruth Wanjiku2017-03-20 02:12:13
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Kheri2017-03-11 23:09:47
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Abdullah2017-03-06 11:58:02
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Kevin Maina2017-02-26 06:35:33
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? πŸ¦Έβ€β™€οΈπŸ€«
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Diana Mumbua2017-02-23 02:53:12
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! πŸ’§πŸ”₯
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Chiku2017-02-21 18:36:54
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Kheri2017-02-17 01:15:46
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Shabani2017-02-12 14:00:38
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Sarah Karani2017-02-09 06:35:55
Running late is my cardio. πŸ•’πŸƒβ€β™€οΈ