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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:26πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! πŸ₯•πŸ₯•

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? πŸ₯•πŸ˜„

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Grace Minja2017-04-19 11:44:37
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Salima2017-04-16 17:57:18
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Monica Adhiambo2017-04-10 02:33:16
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Betty Kimaro2017-03-18 15:51:56
I have a degree in sarcasm. πŸŽ“πŸ˜
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Elizabeth Mrope2017-03-13 22:50:24
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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David Sokoine2017-02-09 13:06:45
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Samuel Were2017-01-29 09:29:57
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Daniel Obura2017-01-24 06:21:51
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Sultan2017-01-23 17:51:54
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sharon Kibiru2017-01-22 02:34:05
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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James Mduma2017-01-19 18:48:42
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! πŸ§™β€β™€οΈπŸ“–
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Joyce Aoko2017-01-01 11:44:17
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! πŸœπŸ’‰
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2016-12-30 09:23:48
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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Agnes Lowassa2016-12-29 04:41:44
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Rose Mwinuka2016-12-27 07:18:05
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
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David Kawawa2016-12-26 13:59:23
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Grace Wairimu2016-11-29 05:59:51
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! πŸ‘πŸš—
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Michael Mboya2016-11-15 18:17:20
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Mwalimu2016-11-14 23:53:55
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! πŸŒŠπŸ‘‹
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-11-12 17:42:06
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! πŸ‘€πŸ‘ƒ
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