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What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:22💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Grace Mushi2017-05-15 22:17:11

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abdullah2017-05-08 22:06:41

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Grace Majaliwa2017-05-07 13:09:28

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mzee2017-05-06 13:55:21

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Hekima2017-04-29 06:10:51

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Bahati2017-04-27 04:08:42

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Tambwe2017-04-26 12:27:31

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Mjaka2017-04-24 13:04:26

😆 That punchline was epic!

Fatuma2017-04-21 11:05:42

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Mahiga2017-04-17 05:04:55

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Ramadhan2017-04-09 10:44:29

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Zuhura2017-04-05 06:22:51

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Jabir2017-04-04 17:54:05

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Andrew Mahiga2017-04-01 06:19:09

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mwanajuma2017-03-31 09:20:33

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Ruth Kibona2017-03-22 06:34:46

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Agnes Lowassa2017-03-13 13:29:36

😂 Gotta save this!

Daniel Obura2017-03-12 23:28:21

😁 This is gold!

Wilson Ombati2017-02-28 04:14:01

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Husna2017-02-13 23:13:11

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

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