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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Joseph Kitine2017-05-12 13:24:49

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Arifa2017-05-08 04:58:47

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Simon Kiprono2017-05-06 00:01:56

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Zainab2017-05-02 00:52:44

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Catherine Mkumbo2017-04-20 07:05:05

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Rubea2017-04-18 03:18:29

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Arifa2017-04-11 18:43:47

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Khamis2017-04-03 09:59:03

😅 I’m still laughing!

Janet Wambura2017-03-15 23:12:03

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Nkya2017-02-28 06:34:43

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Edward Chepkoech2017-02-19 00:19:25

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Moses Mwita2017-02-18 10:41:50

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Rahma2017-02-17 09:03:13

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Kevin Maina2017-02-14 15:03:06

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye2017-01-29 11:10:20

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Elijah Mutua2017-01-22 10:41:06

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Zakaria2017-01-21 09:16:16

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Dorothy Nkya2017-01-20 21:22:05

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Alice Jebet2017-01-16 21:49:07

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Edward Lowassa2017-01-15 05:21:03

😂 I’m saving this one!

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