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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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😂 I’m saving this one!

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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

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