What has two legs but canโ€™t walk?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:00๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! ๐Ÿฉณ๐Ÿ˜„

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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Simon Kiprono2017-09-15 13:17:32
Iโ€™m on a whiskey diet. Iโ€™ve lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ˜‚
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก
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Zuhura2017-07-20 23:21:25
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m definitely stealing this one!
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Esther Nyambura2017-07-20 04:41:00
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Zakaria2017-07-04 19:33:36
I canโ€™t believe how funny this is! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”
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Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ
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Stephen Kikwete2017-06-27 12:46:40
Iโ€™ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ‘ถ
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Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Zakia2017-06-17 05:43:47
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! ๐Ÿ’ฐ