What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Zainab2017-12-28 06:49:24
πŸ˜† Saving this one!
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Stephen Malecela2017-12-26 02:57:33
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Zawadi2017-12-22 21:45:40
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! πŸƒπŸ’³
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Henry Sokoine2017-12-12 22:23:11
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Nchi2017-11-17 05:17:54
😁 This made my day!
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Anna Sumari2017-11-12 17:12:32
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Chiku2017-11-09 13:03:47
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Mzee2017-11-04 03:06:37
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Rose Amukowa2017-11-02 09:30:06
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Sarah Mbise2017-10-28 04:21:16
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Faith Kariuki2017-10-27 00:49:27
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Neema2017-10-18 03:22:22
Thanks Ackyshine
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Nora Lowassa2017-10-12 14:03:08
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. πŸ•πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Joseph Kiwanga2017-10-07 21:46:37
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Victor Kimario2017-10-03 00:48:15
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Anna Kibwana2017-10-01 18:01:10
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Issack2017-10-01 12:53:41
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Omar2017-09-12 19:31:18
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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John Lissu2017-09-06 15:51:25
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Frank Macha2017-09-03 19:41:35
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†