What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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Sarafina2017-05-17 06:44:33
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Betty Akinyi2017-05-11 18:50:10
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! βž•πŸ€¨
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Philip Nyaga2017-05-11 16:52:28
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Raha2017-05-06 15:57:21
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Mariam Kawawa2017-05-05 10:06:52
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
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Esther Cheruiyot2017-05-01 15:56:00
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Janet Sumaye2017-04-16 09:16:03
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Warda2017-03-27 19:54:33
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Rukia2017-03-23 17:37:57
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†
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Mary Mrope2017-03-14 15:19:36
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Tabitha Okumu2017-03-13 14:34:49
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Moses Kipkemboi2017-03-04 00:41:13
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Josephine Nekesa2017-03-01 13:23:43
Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•
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Tabu2017-02-21 21:41:27
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Safiya2017-02-21 12:00:31
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Monica Nyalandu2017-02-19 14:55:17
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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Aziza2017-02-09 18:36:14
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Azima2017-02-09 01:33:03
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Yusra2017-02-03 04:45:46
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„
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Shamim2017-02-01 08:26:14
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬