What do you do if youโ€™re a fan of Draculaโ€™s?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿง„๐Ÿ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! ๐Ÿ˜„๐ŸŒ™

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Abubakari2017-10-09 13:54:53
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Irene Akoth2017-10-02 02:24:46
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Charles Mboje2017-09-20 08:58:55
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜…
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Mwagonda2017-09-19 11:06:35
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Zakaria2017-09-12 01:23:22
Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”
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Linda Karimi2017-09-08 02:45:31
๐Ÿคฃ Pure genius!
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Faith Kariuki2017-09-07 23:14:31
Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“šโœ๏ธ
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Nasra2017-08-27 17:55:01
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—
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Mzee2017-08-27 10:46:56
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”
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Iโ€™m writing a book. Iโ€™ve got the page numbers done. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
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Samson Mahiga2017-08-22 03:15:54
I wasnโ€™t born to 'just get things done'โ€”I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคช
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Shukuru2017-08-17 23:06:23
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? ๐Ÿซโ“
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Lydia Mutheu2017-08-10 13:22:12
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!
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Hassan2017-08-05 15:23:43
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! ๐Ÿโœ‚๏ธ
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Grace Mligo2017-06-28 09:53:09
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ…๏ธ๐Ÿ’ก
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Mustafa2017-06-27 15:48:24
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Nassor2017-06-19 04:29:20
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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Ann Wambui2017-06-17 10:01:06
Running late is my cardio. ๐Ÿ•’๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ