What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Mwinyi2017-07-30 18:26:43
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Mwanaisha2017-07-28 11:29:47
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°
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Zuhura2017-07-28 10:17:46
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Mwanaidha2017-06-25 13:01:25
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! πŸ±πŸ–±οΈ
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Victor Malima2017-06-18 16:40:16
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! πŸ’€πŸ˜΄
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Fatuma2017-06-16 08:40:10
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Husna2017-06-16 08:22:44
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Jackson Makori2017-06-12 05:57:35
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! πŸ’΅β„οΈ
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Khadija2017-06-10 16:38:19
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-06-08 15:42:21
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅
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Maida2017-06-06 04:16:08
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Azima2017-06-01 21:05:48
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. πŸ¦„πŸ˜œ
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Rose Amukowa2017-05-29 19:33:21
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! πŸ’»πŸΊ
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Edward Chepkoech2017-05-29 12:33:27
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Stephen Kikwete2017-05-27 05:50:03
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ“…πŸ”
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Jane Muthoni2017-05-17 00:48:13
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πŸ•βΈοΈ
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Mwagonda2017-04-27 10:59:01
🀣 This joke is just too good!
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Mohamed2017-04-23 00:38:26
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Amir2017-04-21 13:31:09
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Patrick Kidata2017-04-11 09:25:17
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. πŸ’‡β€β™€οΈπŸ˜†