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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Robert Okello2017-08-15 12:53:25

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Charles Mrope2017-08-01 22:54:29

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Hawa2017-07-31 01:24:06

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Peter Otieno2017-07-21 00:30:25

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Moses Mwita2017-07-18 13:02:54

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mzee2017-07-18 05:34:23

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

David Musyoka2017-07-13 06:06:03

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

James Mduma2017-07-11 22:52:53

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

George Mallya2017-07-10 20:25:54

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Vincent Mwangangi2017-07-10 15:10:05

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Samuel Were2017-07-10 09:38:58

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Irene Makena2017-07-07 18:14:58

😆 Bookmarking this!

Nora Kidata2017-07-03 01:22:54

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Fatuma2017-07-02 16:37:50

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

George Mallya2017-06-25 11:46:11

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nasra2017-06-25 06:27:07

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Sultan2017-06-06 10:26:57

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rose Kiwanga2017-06-05 17:08:04

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Andrew Odhiambo2017-06-02 11:57:52

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Peter Mbise2017-05-30 17:34:55

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

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