What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Majid2017-08-13 21:28:37
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Khadija2017-08-09 06:15:41
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Nancy Kabura2017-08-03 04:54:30
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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George Tenga2017-07-29 01:52:57
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Rose Kiwanga2017-07-27 17:27:06
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πŸͺ‚πŸ€£
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Bernard Oduor2017-07-26 19:16:34
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. πŸ“šπŸ€―
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Joseph Njoroge2017-07-26 04:15:39
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Salum2017-07-16 13:22:22
πŸ˜‚ I can’t stop laughing!
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Umi2017-07-16 08:40:53
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Joyce Aoko2017-07-10 06:38:17
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! πŸ€–πŸ”Œ
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Abubakar2017-06-30 06:58:19
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' πŸ‘–πŸ•
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Samson Mahiga2017-06-27 22:58:36
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Lucy Wangui2017-06-27 08:33:31
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Mohamed2017-06-23 05:37:22
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! πŸ”πŸ₯š
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Esther Nyambura2017-06-21 04:03:56
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Mazrui2017-06-18 01:47:20
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! πŸ“±πŸ‘“
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Mwanaisha2017-06-11 11:17:04
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Farida2017-06-01 02:24:06
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Joseph Kawawa2017-05-30 03:18:33
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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Mwajabu2017-05-27 21:13:58
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ