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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Peter Mbise2017-08-17 05:22:47
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Mwakisu2017-08-10 09:14:02
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Mjaka2017-08-06 20:55:35
🤣 Sending this now!
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Victor Mwalimu2017-08-01 00:57:01
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Halima2017-07-30 17:44:46
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Bahati2017-07-30 08:03:36
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Hekima2017-07-26 20:15:15
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Anna Mchome2017-07-22 18:11:50
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Faith Kariuki2017-07-21 22:13:44
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Salum2017-07-21 21:06:17
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Kenneth Murithi2017-07-15 21:25:06
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Furaha2017-06-30 11:08:37
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Lucy Mushi2017-06-28 05:06:44
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Faith Kariuki2017-06-24 17:46:11
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Agnes Sumaye2017-06-10 01:32:10
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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Saidi2017-05-27 18:58:49
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Issa2017-05-23 14:44:13
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Mwalimu2017-05-06 07:27:57
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwajuma2017-05-05 02:46:14
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Abdullah2017-05-03 02:46:17
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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