Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:56πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ•°οΈ The cafeteria clock was always behind because it was on a perpetual lunch break! πŸ”πŸ˜„

Explanation: The humorous explanation behind the cafeteria clock always being behind is that it simply couldn't keep up with the fast-paced lunchtime demands. Just like how we sometimes feel like time slows down during lunch breaks, the clock decided to take a permanent break too! Its love for food and relaxation got the best of it, making it perpetually lag behind the actual time. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜‹

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Josephine2018-03-15 20:36:27
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Isaac Kiptoo2018-03-13 12:19:02
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Nora Kidata2018-03-08 04:44:33
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Rose Amukowa2018-03-06 21:09:03
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Janet Mbithe2018-03-04 10:32:46
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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Janet Sumaye2018-02-27 11:42:08
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Rubea2018-02-03 11:36:41
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Salima2018-02-01 23:50:23
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Hellen Nduta2018-01-30 04:49:54
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Fredrick Mutiso2018-01-26 14:43:26
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ˜…
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Josephine2018-01-21 04:22:17
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Andrew Mahiga2018-01-20 17:41:01
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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Robert Okello2018-01-15 05:36:56
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rose Lowassa2018-01-11 20:25:03
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. πŸ’‘πŸ€£
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Dorothy Nkya2018-01-11 01:59:08
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Esther Cheruiyot2018-01-09 03:00:33
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Janet Wambura2018-01-09 00:14:43
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Halima2018-01-07 23:18:23
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! πŸ•β°
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Charles Wafula2018-01-04 10:13:07
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Anna Mahiga2017-12-26 09:47:36
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. πŸ€”πŸŽ‚