Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:14๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: The leek! ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฟ

Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Fatuma2018-01-01 20:48:54
๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Lucy Wangui2017-12-15 08:57:53
๐Ÿ˜… Needed this laugh, thanks!
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Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! ๐Ÿคฃ
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๐Ÿคฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Iโ€™ve got to remember this one for later! ๐Ÿ˜†