What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Samuel Were2018-04-07 22:37:55
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Abdillah2018-04-04 14:55:45
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Grace Wairimu2018-04-01 12:42:31
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Yusuf2018-03-19 13:51:44
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Raha2018-03-13 20:59:47
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Janet Sumari2018-03-08 05:14:02
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Victor Sokoine2018-03-05 18:34:13
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Zainab2018-03-02 07:44:22
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Athumani2018-02-26 23:52:33
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Ruth Kibona2018-02-16 01:47:24
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Jane Malecela2018-02-09 08:23:50
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Stephen Amollo2018-02-09 07:06:19
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Rose Kiwanga2018-01-28 17:11:16
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Khalifa2018-01-26 19:11:06
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Wanjiru2018-01-19 01:28:52
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Benjamin Masanja2018-01-16 05:07:04
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️
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Halima2018-01-06 16:09:07
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Wilson Ombati2018-01-06 02:04:35
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Brian Karanja2018-01-04 17:08:18
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Wairimu2017-12-26 18:04:20
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃