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What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:56💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What’s a cat’s favorite nursery rhyme?
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Short Answer: "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" 😸🐭

Explanation: A cat's favorite nursery rhyme would most likely be one that involves a mouse, as cats are notorious for their love of chasing mice. So, the rhyme "Meow, Meow, Little Mouse!" is a funny and fitting choice as it incorporates the sound cats make (meow) and their favorite prey (a little mouse). It's sure to make any cat paw-sitively delighted! 😄🎶

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Joyce Aoko2018-05-12 12:26:46
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jackson Makori2018-04-28 19:11:32
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Salima2018-04-27 00:32:46
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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John Kamande2018-04-20 00:08:30
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Safiya2018-04-06 03:30:42
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwanaidi2018-04-01 11:27:13
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼
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Edward Chepkoech2018-03-30 21:20:22
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Jaffar2018-03-18 19:08:05
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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Joyce Nkya2018-03-11 12:45:28
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassar2018-03-06 23:35:55
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Jafari2018-03-03 17:38:23
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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James Kimani2018-02-24 15:16:24
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elijah Mutua2018-02-13 11:07:17
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Rose Mwinuka2018-02-11 15:13:37
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Zulekha2018-02-05 02:19:54
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Nuru2018-01-30 14:21:48
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Masika2018-01-30 10:29:53
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Betty Akinyi2018-01-10 12:09:23
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Victor Malima2018-01-04 16:31:32
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Nashon2017-12-30 15:06:04
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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