Whatโ€™s a cannibalโ€™s favorite sport?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Benjamin Masanja2018-05-09 22:15:40
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ
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Yusuf2018-04-30 05:40:30
๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Maida2018-04-19 22:51:10
๐Ÿคฃ Didnโ€™t see that coming!
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Nahida2018-04-17 16:42:25
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Sarafina2018-04-17 07:10:13
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Alice Jebet2018-04-10 12:02:40
Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง
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Salma2018-04-09 05:14:29
If my jeans could talk, theyโ€™d say, 'Stop eating!' ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ•
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Patrick Akech2018-03-26 02:35:13
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
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Zakia2018-03-11 19:18:49
This joke just turned my whole mood around! ๐Ÿ˜ƒ
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Lucy Wangui2018-03-05 21:49:42
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน
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Raha2018-03-02 20:45:03
๐Ÿ˜ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Victor Malima2018-03-02 14:58:33
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Joseph Mallya2018-02-28 22:56:35
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿค”
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George Tenga2018-02-27 09:38:18
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Francis Mrope2018-02-23 23:30:36
Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2018-02-04 15:12:53
Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค
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Mary Mrope2018-01-31 21:28:04
I hate when Iโ€™m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽถ
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Francis Mtangi2018-01-28 23:11:56
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโ€™s not flying! โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฑ
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Abdullah2018-01-28 03:36:02
If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ’ก
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Paul Ndomba2018-01-01 18:35:05
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ด