What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:04πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Santa cleans his sleigh with "Santa-tizer"! πŸŽ…πŸ§΄

Explanation: Santa-tizer is a playful twist on the word "sanitizer," replacing it with "Santa" to create a humorous and festive cleaning solution specifically designed for Santa and his sleigh. This clever play on words adds a touch of whimsy and holiday cheer to the riddle, making it a delightful and laughter-inducing response. The sleigh must always be sparkling clean for Santa's magical deliveries! 🎁✨

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😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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