What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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Kheri2017-09-08 11:01:30
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Abubakar2017-09-05 17:42:55
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Sumaya2017-08-25 11:56:10
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Joseph Mallya2017-08-14 19:05:52
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Zulekha2017-08-08 14:46:45
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ’΅
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Frank Macha2017-08-02 23:40:12
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? πŸ›ŒπŸ’€
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Amir2017-07-17 18:54:08
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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John Mwangi2017-07-15 13:36:55
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! πŸ•βœ¨
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-07-14 20:58:13
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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Diana Mallya2017-07-12 06:23:14
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Juma2017-07-01 10:25:30
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Anna Mahiga2017-07-01 08:13:32
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Masika2017-06-15 18:43:24
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Josephine Nduta2017-06-09 11:31:18
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Rehema2017-06-07 16:16:31
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„
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Mariam2017-06-02 15:09:34
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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James Malima2017-06-02 05:21:23
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! πŸ‚πŸ’€
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Alex Nakitare2017-05-30 05:24:38
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! πŸ˜„
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Nasra2017-05-23 04:36:47
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Mercy Atieno2017-05-22 16:27:50
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚