What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„πŸ†

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! πŸ˜„πŸŒ™

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Khatib2018-02-24 04:45:07
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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Monica Lissu2018-02-23 02:53:24
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Baridi2018-01-20 09:38:49
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Anna Kibwana2018-01-17 11:34:26
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. πŸͺ‚πŸ€£
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Ahmed2018-01-16 18:02:11
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Mwajabu2018-01-12 06:09:29
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Patrick Mutua2017-12-17 09:34:50
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! πŸ‘ βš½
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Tambwe2017-12-14 14:21:24
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜΄
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Raha2017-12-11 07:23:52
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Mariam2017-12-06 22:23:22
I thought growing old would take longer. πŸ˜„πŸ‘΅
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Mjaka2017-12-04 16:55:43
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Mwajuma2017-11-25 02:55:30
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! πŸŒ½πŸ‘‚
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Khalifa2017-11-21 14:51:34
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. πŸ‘“πŸ˜œ
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Mazrui2017-11-17 07:04:42
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°
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Frank Macha2017-11-13 20:40:33
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Victor Kimario2017-11-12 05:40:17
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! πŸͺ‚πŸŒ
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John Lissu2017-11-08 04:33:51
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Josephine Nduta2017-11-02 12:00:59
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Amani2017-11-01 12:27:15
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mjaka2017-10-22 14:35:02
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🀣