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What do you call a fish with no eye?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:34💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you call a fish with no eye?
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What do you call a fish with no eye? "Fsh!" 🐠😄

Explanation: A fish with no eye would be called "Fsh" because it sounds like "fish" but without the "i" for eye. This play on words adds a humorous twist, making it a fun and light-hearted response. The fish emoji adds an extra touch of creativity and visual representation to the answer.

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George Mallya2017-10-08 19:22:07
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Rabia2017-10-08 05:54:19
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Jane Malecela2017-10-02 18:32:24
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔
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Hashim2017-09-30 14:04:25
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Grace Mushi2017-09-26 10:53:33
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Maneno2017-09-26 10:39:01
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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George Tenga2017-09-25 03:47:58
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Diana Mallya2017-09-13 00:10:28
😁 This made my day!
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Salima2017-09-12 07:36:59
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Esther Cheruiyot2017-09-10 15:56:10
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Rose Lowassa2017-09-10 03:31:08
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Edwin Ndambuki2017-08-30 03:38:38
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Henry Mollel2017-08-11 00:58:46
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Betty Cheruiyot2017-08-03 17:58:08
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Abdullah2017-07-27 20:21:38
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Anna Mahiga2017-07-27 15:54:49
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Umi2017-07-16 10:31:06
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Ann Awino2017-07-14 16:18:48
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Thomas Mtaki2017-06-27 08:35:18
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Nora Kidata2017-06-21 14:13:05
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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