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What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day?
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Q: What do elephants say to one another on Valentine’s Day? A: "I love you a TON! 🐘❤️"

Explanation: Elephants are known for their massive size, so the play on words here is that they love each other "a ton," referring to both their weight and the intensity of their love. The use of the elephant emoji adds a touch of cuteness and humor to the answer.

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Jackson Makori2018-03-01 15:49:52
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Paul Kamau2018-02-19 22:34:40
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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David Chacha2018-02-19 14:13:10
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Monica Lissu2018-02-14 18:33:34
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Rubea2018-02-08 02:33:10
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Masika2018-02-05 19:13:44
😂 Sharing right away!
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Aziza2018-02-05 10:31:11
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Abdillah2018-02-02 08:11:54
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Mhina2018-02-01 07:38:47
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Elizabeth Mrope2018-01-18 09:48:45
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Azima2018-01-15 20:04:04
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Diana Mallya2018-01-12 19:22:02
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Lucy Kimotho2017-12-27 23:22:34
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Frank Sokoine2017-12-23 00:04:12
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Mwajuma2017-12-21 00:57:56
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Victor Malima2017-12-17 14:54:07
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Stephen Malecela2017-12-15 18:27:09
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Ruth Kibona2017-12-13 07:54:55
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Ann Wambui2017-12-10 00:56:38
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Nchi2017-12-09 01:14:30
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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