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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Peter Otieno2017-12-21 17:08:00

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Victor Sokoine2017-12-19 20:53:04

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Michael Onyango2017-12-15 20:48:25

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Esther Cheruiyot2017-12-13 22:33:17

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Majid2017-12-07 09:07:16

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Mwachumu2017-12-04 16:57:07

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rose Waithera2017-12-02 20:34:14

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Agnes Lowassa2017-11-28 15:19:16

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Benjamin Masanja2017-10-29 20:40:02

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Rahim2017-10-26 11:11:52

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Salima2017-10-24 17:33:34

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Habiba2017-10-20 09:10:00

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Nasra2017-10-13 04:08:57

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Fadhila2017-09-15 02:26:16

😁 This is gold!

Rose Mwinuka2017-09-02 03:50:57

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Isaac Kiptoo2017-08-29 12:39:25

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ramadhan2017-08-09 08:15:22

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

David Kawawa2017-08-08 19:46:10

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Makame2017-08-01 10:33:32

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Masika2017-07-31 15:16:21

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

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