What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji πŸ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Maida2017-11-24 08:46:53
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. πŸ—£οΈπŸ’­
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Kazija2017-11-16 23:24:55
🀣 Brilliant joke!
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Sharifa2017-11-15 09:21:31
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Peter Otieno2017-11-09 05:32:25
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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Nchi2017-10-28 16:20:46
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Betty Akinyi2017-10-23 10:23:13
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Moses Mwita2017-10-17 06:10:42
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Umi2017-10-13 21:35:07
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Monica Nyalandu2017-10-12 07:40:40
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! πŸ‘πŸš—
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Samson Tibaijuka2017-10-08 14:01:51
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸŽΆ
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Jackson Makori2017-10-01 00:32:47
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Kijakazi2017-09-27 12:44:12
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! πŸ±β›°οΈ
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Christopher Oloo2017-09-23 15:08:46
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! πŸ¦•πŸ˜΄
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Victor Malima2017-09-22 14:21:13
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Khamis2017-09-12 14:09:56
I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…
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Zakia2017-09-07 17:22:54
🀣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Mhina2017-09-07 01:55:17
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
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Paul Kamau2017-08-30 19:33:11
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? πŸ˜πŸ€”
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Nancy Kawawa2017-08-23 10:20:42
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! πŸ‘¨β€πŸŒΎπŸ†
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Agnes Njeri2017-08-13 21:50:35
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. πŸ˜‚β³