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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:26💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

🌹 A heartfelt embrace and a bouquet of lovely carrots! 🥕🥕

Explanation: The farmer gave his wife a bouquet of carrots instead of flowers because, well, he's a farmer! It's a playful and humorous twist on the traditional Valentine's Day gift. Plus, who wouldn't appreciate a bunch of fresh and crunchy carrots? 🥕😄

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Betty Cheruiyot2017-11-13 16:36:52
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Simon Kiprono2017-11-12 19:00:21
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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James Mduma2017-11-11 08:05:07
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Sarah Achieng2017-11-10 04:56:03
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Amina2017-11-01 15:16:17
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Fadhila2017-10-24 08:32:56
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Yusra2017-10-24 06:41:57
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Rose Waithera2017-10-22 21:29:23
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bernard Oduor2017-10-18 17:35:02
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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John Lissu2017-10-12 15:42:33
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Chris Okello2017-10-08 06:35:56
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya2017-09-30 09:11:33
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️
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Benjamin Masanja2017-09-28 20:03:23
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Nuru2017-09-26 13:33:35
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kahina2017-09-21 21:28:59
😁 This made my day!
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Nora Lowassa2017-09-21 16:36:46
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Agnes Sumaye2017-09-13 17:07:45
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Stephen Kangethe2017-09-11 17:49:20
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Charles Mchome2017-08-22 23:32:55
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄
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