What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Mwalimu2018-01-10 02:19:37
Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ
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Shamsa2018-01-03 15:20:11
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo2017-12-31 05:29:26
Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ
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Josephine Nduta2017-12-30 16:14:05
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ“ฐ
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Lucy Mahiga2017-12-29 04:47:06
Iโ€™ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Peter Mbise2017-12-21 01:10:05
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ˜†
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Betty Kimaro2017-12-20 00:38:34
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Maulid2017-12-19 07:15:25
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŒŠ
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Zubeida2017-12-16 16:05:41
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ
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Charles Mboje2017-12-16 11:51:00
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ŸŽฏ
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Lydia Wanyama2017-12-15 18:39:43
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! ๐Ÿ’ง๐Ÿ”ฅ
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Nassar2017-12-07 01:22:23
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ˜ด
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Thomas Mtaki2017-12-04 14:34:00
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ
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Mwajabu2017-11-21 18:57:50
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿš—
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Peter Mbise2017-11-17 23:25:07
I donโ€™t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโ€™t even know you.' Weโ€™ve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜†
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Kenneth Murithi2017-11-14 20:49:38
Sorry, I canโ€™t come to the phone right now. Iโ€™m busy being fabulous. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ˜Ž
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Joyce Aoko2017-11-05 15:02:45
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Kazija2017-10-25 05:56:13
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyโ€™re always stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ
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David Kawawa2017-10-14 11:22:11
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…
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Margaret Anyango2017-10-09 09:09:51
Iโ€™m not saying Iโ€™m Batman, but youโ€™ve never seen us in the same room together. ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ‡