Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Christopher Oloo2018-12-07 21:33:37
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Ibrahim2018-12-04 09:11:24
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Philip Nyaga2018-12-03 23:22:26
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Husna2018-11-28 21:09:27
Wine is to women as duct tape is to menβ€”it fixes everything. πŸ·πŸ˜‚
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Amina2018-11-23 05:23:02
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! πŸŽ©πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Nancy Komba2018-10-23 15:09:17
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. β˜•β€οΈ
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Jackson Makori2018-10-23 06:58:23
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! πŸ₯·πŸ‘Ÿ
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Rubea2018-10-20 19:15:07
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 
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Issack2018-09-30 21:26:01
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! πŸ˜πŸ“±
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Jamal2018-09-25 20:49:24
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Bernard Oduor2018-09-21 18:13:55
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! πŸ˜„
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Ndoto2018-09-20 22:22:47
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Zubeida2018-09-16 05:11:23
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šβœοΈ
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David Musyoka2018-08-26 14:13:55
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. πŸ‘©β€πŸ‘§πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Anthony Kariuki2018-08-21 05:58:07
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Chum2018-08-12 08:31:20
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! πŸ˜†
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Mwanaidha2018-08-05 21:34:01
πŸ˜† Can’t stop laughing!
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Lydia Mutheu2018-07-29 11:46:50
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Makame2018-07-17 23:18:39
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Isaac Kiptoo2018-07-14 08:53:41
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! πŸ‘»πŸš«