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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Violet Mumo2018-05-27 13:09:00

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

James Kawawa2018-05-25 18:08:25

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Rose Mwinuka2018-05-14 22:48:02

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Mushi2018-05-06 02:02:19

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Kenneth Murithi2018-04-29 23:34:52

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Mjaka2018-04-26 13:15:07

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Ann Awino2018-04-26 05:38:58

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Josephine Nekesa2018-04-23 08:22:41

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Shabani2018-04-15 18:41:47

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Andrew Mchome2018-04-10 17:55:21

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Halimah2018-03-23 20:59:32

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Bakari2018-03-22 21:33:14

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Monica Nyalandu2018-03-17 02:37:47

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Lydia Mahiga2018-03-04 18:12:00

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Wilson Ombati2018-02-27 13:14:17

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Abubakar2018-02-24 16:14:49

😆 Bookmarking this!

David Ochieng2018-02-22 05:14:21

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Amir2018-02-19 06:32:26

🤣 This joke is too good!

Rahma2018-02-09 13:13:11

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mariam2018-01-21 07:17:15

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

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