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What has two legs but can’t walk?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What has two legs but can’t walk?
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Short Answer: A pair of pants! 🩳😄

Explanation: Pants have two legs, but they can't walk on their own! They need someone to wear them and give them the ability to move around. So, next time you see a pair of pants, just remember that they're great at covering your legs, but terrible at walking! 🙃

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Monica Adhiambo2018-04-26 13:46:48
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Esther Nyambura2018-04-17 05:53:18
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mary Njeri2018-04-14 17:22:27
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Lydia Mahiga2018-04-05 19:20:28
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Athumani2018-04-04 08:41:57
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mwachumu2018-03-17 04:24:14
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mchuma2018-02-23 06:01:54
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Mwajabu2018-02-22 04:13:12
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Elizabeth Malima2018-02-18 04:31:05
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sekela2018-02-12 14:10:24
🤣 Sharing this with everyone!
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Thomas Mtaki2018-02-12 09:28:20
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Philip Nyaga2018-02-09 08:26:12
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Baridi2018-02-08 14:53:14
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Nancy Komba2018-02-08 06:07:00
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Joyce Aoko2018-02-03 20:23:08
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Warda2018-02-02 01:55:40
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Peter Otieno2018-01-21 21:49:39
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Nicholas Wanjohi2018-01-16 00:12:18
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Mallya2018-01-13 05:22:18
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Josephine Nduta2018-01-11 00:20:17
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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