What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Patrick Akech2018-08-22 10:51:25
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Bernard Oduor2018-08-17 18:47:02
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Jane Malecela2018-08-11 21:55:21
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Rahma2018-08-06 17:21:06
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Mercy Atieno2018-07-24 23:57:30
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Tambwe2018-07-24 16:38:31
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Alex Nyamweya2018-07-24 00:15:00
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Samson Mahiga2018-07-20 19:43:42
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Jafari2018-07-12 10:41:38
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️
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Charles Mchome2018-06-24 12:11:33
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Linda Karimi2018-06-21 18:35:27
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Zubeida2018-06-21 16:22:18
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Mtumwa2018-06-20 22:59:30
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Zubeida2018-06-08 03:40:33
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Nyota2018-05-24 08:22:38
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Rabia2018-05-11 11:47:57
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Christopher Oloo2018-05-08 17:56:55
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Diana Mallya2018-05-04 04:54:10
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Victor Malima2018-04-28 15:05:01
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Sofia2018-04-12 11:03:00
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂