What’s a cannibal’s favorite sport?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:39:55πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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A cannibal's favorite sport is... chewing! πŸ€πŸ–

Explanation: Cannibals are known for consuming human flesh, so the joke plays on the word "chewing," which can mean both the act of biting and grinding food with the teeth, as well as the sound it makes. The pun brings together the idea of the cannibal's favorite activity, chewing on human flesh, with a common sport, basketball, to create a humorous and unexpected punchline. The basketball emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Ruth Mtangi2018-09-06 02:39:41
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Kazija2018-09-05 22:37:08
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🀑
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Hawa2018-09-05 18:43:21
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Omari2018-08-24 05:35:46
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Mwanais2018-08-16 22:31:35
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Hekima2018-08-16 17:19:37
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! πŸ¦΄πŸ˜‚
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Sofia2018-08-15 10:42:00
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. πŸ§ΉπŸ˜†
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Shamsa2018-08-12 20:14:13
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. πŸ˜΄πŸ™ƒ
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Anna Sumari2018-07-05 00:49:23
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Carol Nyakio2018-06-30 13:24:51
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-06-30 07:29:51
I think my guardian angel drinks. πŸ˜‡πŸ·
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Sharon Kibiru2018-06-13 10:38:09
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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Benjamin Kibicho2018-06-08 02:41:56
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Sultan2018-06-07 13:26:01
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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Brian Karanja2018-06-06 07:07:20
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Violet Mumo2018-05-24 16:33:28
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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Diana Mallya2018-05-21 00:34:58
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Alice Jebet2018-05-17 10:22:02
How do you organize a space party? You planet! πŸš€πŸŽ‰
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Charles Mboje2018-05-16 13:48:54
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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James Kimani2018-05-13 00:28:28
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. πŸ‘ΆπŸ€£