What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: He got twelve months!

Explanation: Well, you see, when the man stole the calendar from the store, he thought he was just getting a free calendar. Little did he know, calendars have a way of keeping track of time. So, instead of escaping with his loot, he ended up with twelve whole months of his life! Talk about a hilarious twist of fate! πŸ€£πŸ“†

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Mgeni2018-04-21 23:06:04
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🀐
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Amina2018-04-17 20:15:25
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Jafari2018-04-11 08:07:35
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Mustafa2018-04-09 19:44:07
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Mzee2018-04-05 12:25:13
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mary Sokoine2018-04-02 07:14:15
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. πŸ˜œπŸ¦„
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Mwanakhamis2018-03-15 16:00:51
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Grace Njuguna2018-03-10 08:54:58
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. πŸ“πŸ€―
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Mary Mrope2018-03-08 01:36:12
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Catherine Mkumbo2018-02-01 00:03:33
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Nahida2018-01-22 11:06:46
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
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Dorothy Nkya2018-01-11 06:39:54
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Abubakari2018-01-10 09:06:51
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Jamila2017-12-24 03:35:15
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“
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Monica Adhiambo2017-12-16 16:44:36
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Betty Kimaro2017-12-14 07:11:21
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. πŸ’΅πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ
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Grace Njuguna2017-12-10 18:20:42
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Mashaka2017-12-04 05:25:53
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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David Ochieng2017-12-03 03:57:17
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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George Wanjala2017-12-02 05:17:56
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! πŸŠπŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ