What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:10πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! β„οΈπŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚

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Ruth Mtangi2017-12-11 03:02:17
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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John Mwangi2017-12-10 22:11:49
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Charles Mboje2017-12-10 17:10:57
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Joseph Kawawa2017-12-07 04:09:21
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. πŸ›οΈπŸ˜΄
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Anna Kibwana2017-12-06 20:13:02
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Lydia Mahiga2017-11-30 17:53:08
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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Jane Muthui2017-11-28 00:25:57
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Maimuna2017-11-17 05:48:42
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚
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Elizabeth Mrope2017-11-15 15:39:55
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Abdullah2017-11-15 14:09:19
πŸ˜‚ Sharing right away!
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Josephine Nduta2017-10-31 21:28:47
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Husna2017-10-29 23:38:28
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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John Mushi2017-10-25 04:31:13
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🀯😜
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Jaffar2017-10-21 23:07:29
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Nashon2017-10-17 00:45:44
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Amir2017-10-16 11:13:52
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! πŸŽ‰
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Zawadi2017-09-26 10:35:34
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! πŸ“°πŸ–€
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Michael Onyango2017-09-21 23:45:56
🀣 Pure genius!
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Mgeni2017-09-18 07:36:14
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. πŸŽ§πŸ€”
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Mohamed2017-09-11 03:52:19
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ