What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:31πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Answer: Shamp-boo! πŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’†β€β™€οΈ

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! πŸ‘»πŸ’β€β™‚οΈ

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Mchuma2018-03-09 22:52:39
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦ͺ😜
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Edith Cherotich2018-03-09 16:12:19
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Nchi2018-03-04 23:06:53
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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George Tenga2018-02-14 22:46:10
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πŸͺ‘βœ‹
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Stephen Kangethe2018-02-11 22:54:50
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Lucy Kimotho2018-01-19 12:30:01
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! πŸ₯šπŸ€£
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Khalifa2018-01-15 13:57:37
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! πŸŒ»πŸ‘‹
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Zawadi2018-01-02 11:48:22
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! πŸ–₯οΈπŸ€’
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Dorothy Nkya2018-01-01 13:34:20
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
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Jamila2018-01-01 05:04:40
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rahma2017-12-24 02:49:31
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? πŸŽ±πŸ’°
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Victor Kimario2017-12-15 20:28:40
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Diana Mumbua2017-12-11 06:26:29
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Vincent Mwangangi2017-12-06 10:18:55
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. βœοΈπŸ’°
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Robert Okello2017-12-02 22:36:54
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Lucy Kimotho2017-11-25 19:21:26
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Joyce Nkya2017-11-18 14:28:58
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜πŸ›‘οΈ
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Mashaka2017-11-16 04:04:31
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Yahya2017-11-14 12:08:20
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Mazrui2017-11-13 00:08:12
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!