What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Sarah Achieng2018-05-12 06:36:14
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโ€™m not dead. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Ali2018-04-25 23:34:56
I like long walks, especially when theyโ€™re taken by people who annoy me. ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Anna Sumari2018-04-14 18:00:54
I wonโ€™t be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ’ป
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Warda2018-04-13 00:42:54
๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!
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George Wanjala2018-04-08 09:12:19
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Carol Nyakio2018-04-08 01:34:16
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Robert Ndunguru2018-03-23 13:50:57
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿคง
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Umi2018-03-21 15:31:54
Whatโ€™s a vampireโ€™s favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŠ
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Alex Nyamweya2018-03-11 14:44:36
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Faiza2018-03-02 05:48:51
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐Ÿฆฉ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Francis Mrope2018-02-26 12:38:23
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต
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Miriam Mchome2018-02-12 02:20:54
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Habiba2018-02-03 00:05:07
๐Ÿคฃ This joke just made my whole day!
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Mzee2018-01-31 03:48:10
๐Ÿ˜† Saving this one!
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Fadhila2018-01-14 04:46:48
Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…
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Faiza2018-01-08 22:12:17
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐Ÿช‚๐Ÿคฃ
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Rabia2018-01-05 01:19:39
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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Mary Njeri2017-12-30 10:11:00
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Ann Wambui2017-12-25 15:55:37
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“œ
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Alex Nakitare2017-12-22 05:33:32
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! ๐Ÿฆจโš–๏ธ