What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿ˜„ adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Anna Sumari2018-03-14 12:06:44
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! โฐ๐Ÿ’”
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Susan Wangari2018-03-12 17:25:40
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚
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David Ochieng2018-03-11 12:09:19
I donโ€™t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿคค
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Joseph Kitine2018-03-08 03:51:03
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜œ
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Mohamed2018-03-07 16:12:03
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿชฎ
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Ruth Mtangi2018-02-24 09:30:57
I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช
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Kenneth Murithi2018-02-17 13:52:16
๐Ÿ˜„ I canโ€™t even breathe, so funny!
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Margaret Anyango2018-02-14 13:29:46
๐Ÿ˜† Still cracking up!
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Rose Kiwanga2018-02-13 09:13:45
Iโ€™m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ”ง
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Mchuma2018-01-11 17:52:05
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ
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Maimuna2018-01-11 07:50:28
Iโ€™m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Sumaya2018-01-05 01:14:07
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…
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Mazrui2017-12-28 19:11:53
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐Ÿ๐ŸšŒ
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Victor Kamau2017-12-26 18:32:49
Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚
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Charles Wafula2017-12-20 00:18:30
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜ 
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Salima2017-12-17 23:36:27
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿž๏ธ
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Anthony Kariuki2017-12-16 11:19:54
How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰
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Ruth Wanjiku2017-12-03 08:52:12
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
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Richard Mulwa2017-11-29 15:10:40
Iโ€™m still laughing, that was too good! ๐Ÿคฃ
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Neema2017-11-27 15:03:08
Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’