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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Nyota2018-05-20 10:16:54
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Furaha2018-05-15 13:02:15
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Farida2018-05-08 23:33:33
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Catherine Mkumbo2018-05-02 11:43:21
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Majid2018-04-24 01:15:51
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Joseph Njoroge2018-04-16 08:18:41
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Edith Cherotich2018-04-13 09:22:11
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Ali2018-04-10 02:27:10
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Nancy Kabura2018-03-26 11:32:18
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Brian Karanja2018-03-23 04:28:49
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Josephine Nduta2018-03-05 19:43:52
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Alex Nyamweya2018-03-01 13:03:58
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Sarafina2018-02-14 12:40:48
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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Mashaka2018-02-13 01:38:19
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Anna Mahiga2018-02-05 06:03:41
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Jackson Makori2018-02-03 15:34:30
😆 This one really got me!
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Raphael Okoth2018-01-24 20:07:26
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Tabitha Okumu2018-01-20 12:20:43
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Nancy Komba2018-01-17 11:11:34
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Bahati2018-01-12 09:47:36
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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