Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:54πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to quack up mid-flight! πŸ¦†πŸ˜„

Explanation: Ducks are known for their quacking sound, which is their way of communicating. Since telling jokes would require them to make different sounds, they avoid it while flying to avoid any potential mishaps. After all, it wouldn't be very graceful for a duck to burst into laughter mid-flight! So, they save their jokes for when they're safely on the ground. 🀭🌬️

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Victor Malima2018-10-07 22:23:08
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Philip Nyaga2018-10-01 11:02:26
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Wande2018-09-27 23:40:27
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! πŸŒπŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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John Lissu2018-09-27 19:40:32
This just made my coffee break so much better! β˜•πŸ˜†
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Vincent Mwangangi2018-08-17 13:35:31
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Mwalimu2018-07-25 11:04:04
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Jamal2018-07-24 11:33:06
This joke just made my dayβ€”hilarious! 🀣
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Fatuma2018-06-27 23:45:41
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Maneno2018-06-27 18:35:36
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Jafari2018-06-21 17:28:25
πŸ˜† I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Joseph Njoroge2018-06-05 16:14:30
Coffee: because adulting is hard. β˜•πŸ‘¨β€πŸ’Ό
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I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍πŸ˜