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Why do eggs hate jokes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:53💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why do eggs hate jokes?
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! 🥚😂

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! 🥚😄

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Betty Cheruiyot2018-10-22 20:11:34
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Philip Nyaga2018-10-19 06:19:23
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Salima2018-10-16 21:32:40
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Zubeida2018-10-16 03:07:36
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Maneno2018-10-14 09:15:02
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶
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Rashid2018-10-08 16:42:58
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Kijakazi2018-10-05 14:33:31
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Patrick Akech2018-10-01 16:26:12
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Hashim2018-09-26 16:14:49
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Omari2018-09-25 08:32:34
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Ali2018-09-18 04:25:29
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Carol Nyakio2018-09-15 22:11:10
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Anna Mchome2018-09-09 23:21:32
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Janet Mwikali2018-09-09 16:14:23
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Daniel Obura2018-09-03 02:00:59
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Mchuma2018-08-28 00:33:05
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Anthony Kariuki2018-08-23 10:06:02
😄 You got me good!
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Anna Malela2018-08-16 06:49:32
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Samuel Were2018-08-16 04:47:13
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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John Lissu2018-07-31 02:44:20
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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