Why did the skeleton cross the road?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:03πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had a bone to pick with the chicken! πŸ”πŸ’€

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of "bone to pick," suggesting that the skeleton was crossing the road to have a disagreement or settle an issue with the chicken. It adds a humorous twist to the classic joke, creating a playful and amusing atmosphere. The emoji of a chicken and a skull further enhances the lighthearted tone.

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Monica Nyalandu2019-03-03 10:07:25
I love my computer because my friends live in it. πŸ’»πŸ’–
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Francis Njeru2019-03-01 15:06:47
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Ahmed2019-02-21 02:47:12
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ§€πŸŒ™
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James Mduma2019-02-21 01:04:27
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Joyce Aoko2019-02-10 15:32:59
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Rehema2019-02-02 09:59:52
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Rose Kiwanga2019-02-01 08:06:15
πŸ˜† I’m dying over here!
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Patrick Mutua2019-01-26 10:03:50
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Nyota2019-01-26 06:23:33
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Ruth Kibona2019-01-23 17:10:34
πŸ˜† Totally hilarious!
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Thomas Mtaki2019-01-18 12:11:48
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Jane Muthui2019-01-15 05:10:21
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
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Mary Njeri2019-01-15 03:21:25
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Jane Muthui2019-01-09 19:12:38
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. πŸ›οΈπŸ₯ž
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Robert Okello2019-01-07 10:50:47
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. πŸ€”πŸ’¬
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Hamida2019-01-01 12:54:11
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πŸŸπŸ‘οΈ
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Monica Nyalandu2018-12-31 17:37:11
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦
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Josephine Nduta2018-12-31 01:01:08
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸΊπŸ˜‚
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Maida2018-12-30 08:47:50
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐀
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Mchawi2018-12-10 19:15:45
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”