Why did the robber take a shower?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway! πŸšΏπŸ˜„

Explanation: The robber took a shower because he thought that by getting squeaky clean, he could wash away any evidence and leave no trace behind. Little did he know that his plan would be foiled by the clever detectives who were hot on his trail! But hey, at least he smelled nice while being caught! πŸ§πŸš”

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Jamila2018-12-14 18:58:02
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Nora Kidata2018-12-12 20:12:59
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Jackson Makori2018-11-30 04:37:09
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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Agnes Sumaye2018-11-13 04:34:04
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Victor Malima2018-11-05 05:31:37
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! πŸ§€πŸ€£
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-11-01 07:44:14
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! πŸ‘»πŸ€₯
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Mwanais2018-10-30 07:47:39
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Maulid2018-10-18 11:13:32
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. πŸ«πŸ˜‚
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Joyce Nkya2018-10-07 08:58:04
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Kazija2018-09-17 18:05:23
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Stephen Kikwete2018-09-09 15:48:44
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! πŸ’€πŸ›‹οΈ
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John Mwangi2018-09-08 08:24:46
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Muslima2018-09-08 05:55:24
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Diana Mumbua2018-09-01 00:53:11
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. πŸ¦©πŸ˜‚
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Anna Mchome2018-08-24 18:24:22
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Binti2018-08-24 06:58:14
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! πŸ¦‰πŸŽ©
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Selemani2018-08-20 21:55:13
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Paul Ndomba2018-08-20 11:22:40
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! πŸ’€πŸŽ¬
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Patrick Kidata2018-08-19 22:41:09
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Grace Mushi2018-08-16 11:05:39
πŸ˜… I needed that!