Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Jamal2018-09-16 14:57:21
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Kiza2018-09-12 08:30:06
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. πŸ†πŸ˜΄
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Husna2018-09-03 16:31:51
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Lydia Mzindakaya2018-08-31 05:12:36
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Halimah2018-08-19 02:46:58
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Aziza2018-08-12 16:09:58
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Ruth Kibona2018-07-31 11:24:12
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! πŸΈπŸ‘‘
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Stephen Kikwete2018-07-31 04:26:55
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Janet Mwikali2018-07-23 09:55:16
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Alex Nyamweya2018-07-18 06:30:43
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. πŸ»πŸ—£οΈ
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Sarah Achieng2018-07-02 20:37:42
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Tabitha Okumu2018-06-29 19:34:33
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Nancy Kawawa2018-06-27 19:38:03
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! πŸ…πŸ‘—
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David Sokoine2018-06-10 17:18:53
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! πŸͺπŸ₯
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Philip Nyaga2018-05-29 14:07:07
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Ann Awino2018-05-27 22:36:10
πŸ˜… I’m still laughing!
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Stephen Kangethe2018-05-23 04:30:44
πŸ˜„ Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Hellen Nduta2018-04-22 11:02:27
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎢🎡
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Zakia2018-04-20 21:24:09
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Maida2018-04-15 16:28:51
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎