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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Ruth Wanjiku2018-11-13 23:00:53
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Elijah Mutua2018-11-13 06:33:38
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Grace Majaliwa2018-11-02 02:31:53
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Aziza2018-10-16 15:56:54
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-10-10 14:08:39
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaisha2018-10-02 07:08:05
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Mary Kendi2018-09-16 22:13:07
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Neema2018-09-02 08:25:29
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Betty Cheruiyot2018-08-14 23:00:32
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Sekela2018-08-05 18:15:47
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Michael Onyango2018-07-26 14:35:48
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Farida2018-07-25 20:49:08
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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James Kimani2018-07-17 05:48:06
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Fadhili2018-07-08 00:22:52
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Leila2018-06-24 20:55:09
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆
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Jamal2018-06-14 23:32:00
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Victor Kamau2018-06-07 03:58:18
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Umi2018-06-01 13:43:31
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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David Kawawa2018-05-29 21:30:38
😄 What a joke!
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Nassar2018-05-29 00:55:30
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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