What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:39:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What’s bigger than an elephant, but doesn’t weigh anything? 🐘

A: The elephant's ego! 🙌

Explanation: The answer plays on the idea that an elephant's ego, or sense of self-importance, can be even bigger than its physical size. By using the emoji 🙌, it adds a playful touch and emphasizes the humor of the answer.

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Kazija2019-01-09 00:23:35
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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Grace Mushi2018-12-26 00:51:02
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Victor Kamau2018-12-25 18:54:42
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧
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Biashara2018-12-25 00:23:27
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Edward Lowassa2018-12-21 09:45:21
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sarah Achieng2018-12-16 06:15:00
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Mchuma2018-12-12 13:33:51
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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David Ochieng2018-12-12 09:02:06
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Lucy Kimotho2018-12-07 13:08:52
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Nancy Akumu2018-11-30 17:21:44
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Paul Kamau2018-11-07 21:15:11
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Raphael Okoth2018-10-22 01:54:10
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Tambwe2018-10-18 20:53:30
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Mtumwa2018-10-05 05:30:44
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Jackson Makori2018-09-25 06:09:42
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Anthony Kariuki2018-09-10 18:18:14
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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John Mwangi2018-09-09 18:40:58
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Kijakazi2018-09-09 02:57:35
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Victor Mwalimu2018-09-09 00:46:54
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Issack2018-09-05 09:40:43
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭