What kind of table can you have for dinner?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of table can you have for dinner? A: A vegetable table! πŸ₯•πŸ₯¦πŸ†

Explanation: The funny answer to this riddle is a "vegetable table," as it combines the concept of a dining table with vegetables. It's a playful twist on the idea of having a table made entirely out of veggies, which would make for a very interesting and healthy dinner setup! So, grab your carrots, broccoli, and eggplants, and let's dine in style on our veggie table! πŸ₯•πŸ₯¦πŸ†

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John Mwangi2018-10-13 09:26:46
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! πŸͺƒπŸŒΏ
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Michael Onyango2018-10-11 21:51:24
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜„
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Victor Kimario2018-10-11 16:31:49
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. πŸ”πŸ΄
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Kheri2018-10-10 14:15:35
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Robert Ndunguru2018-10-05 04:14:45
πŸ˜… I’m still cracking up!
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Khalifa2018-09-30 07:01:43
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Mwagonda2018-09-21 23:41:30
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Mahiga2018-09-09 14:12:12
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Anna Malela2018-08-31 13:06:46
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! πŸ¦€πŸ’°
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Rukia2018-08-29 19:29:31
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! πŸ†πŸ‘€
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John Mwangi2018-08-24 09:07:06
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! πŸ»β€β„οΈπŸ 
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Esther Cheruiyot2018-08-04 18:26:21
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ©πŸ˜‚
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Joy Wacera2018-07-28 14:32:51
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜†
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Jane Muthui2018-07-27 03:46:29
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Jafari2018-07-16 18:42:15
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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David Nyerere2018-07-10 01:21:45
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! πŸš²πŸ˜…
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Mwagonda2018-07-04 22:08:28
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Kevin Maina2018-07-03 03:02:13
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Dorothy Nkya2018-06-25 13:46:59
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Janet Mbithe2018-06-20 00:05:16
I don’t suffer from insanityβ€”I enjoy every minute of it. πŸ€ͺ⏳