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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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Yusuf2018-04-21 10:37:13
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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Mchawi2018-04-13 01:36:41
Thanks Ackyshine
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Josephine2018-04-09 23:16:57
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Joseph Njoroge2018-03-20 06:54:53
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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George Ndungu2018-03-07 11:25:46
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Mary Mrope2018-03-06 19:31:19
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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George Wanjala2018-03-02 11:28:53
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Dorothy Majaliwa2018-03-02 11:20:00
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Grace Wairimu2018-02-21 22:23:58
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️
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Nahida2018-02-17 05:09:09
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Alex Nyamweya2018-02-13 04:41:25
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Latifa2018-02-10 13:29:43
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Alice Mwikali2018-02-09 01:04:35
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Michael Onyango2018-01-29 06:26:48
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Elizabeth Malima2018-01-21 21:52:02
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Agnes Sumaye2018-01-21 18:34:41
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Hekima2018-01-10 20:59:18
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Elizabeth Mtei2018-01-07 02:15:05
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Kassim2017-12-31 12:07:35
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Alex Nyamweya2017-12-20 21:11:34
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️
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