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What do elves learn in school?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:30💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do elves learn in school?
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Short Answer: 🧝‍♂️ Elf-abetics! 📚🎅

Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! 😉✨

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Habiba2018-03-23 21:46:03
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Agnes Njeri2018-03-23 04:25:51
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Joyce Mussa2018-03-23 00:11:27
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Janet Sumaye2018-03-09 00:08:02
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Elizabeth Mrope2018-03-05 01:23:22
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Mchuma2018-02-26 06:12:07
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Azima2018-02-23 20:44:06
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Fatuma2018-02-15 15:56:28
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Carol Nyakio2018-02-11 16:44:30
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Fredrick Mutiso2018-02-09 03:11:23
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Mwakisu2018-02-08 15:22:51
😂 Gotta save this!
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Abdillah2018-02-07 15:27:02
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Halima2018-02-06 16:53:27
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Mwanajuma2018-02-03 05:29:09
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Ruth Wanjiku2018-01-23 16:06:46
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Henry Sokoine2018-01-17 02:24:26
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Diana Mumbua2018-01-15 21:02:21
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Mustafa2018-01-15 01:37:47
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Mwanahawa2017-12-27 12:52:00
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Mariam2017-12-26 20:51:58
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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